On a completely unrelated note, my friend told me he dreamt that I walked up to him as an amputee, with both of my arms cut clean off. When he saw me later in the dream, I had both my arms and only pretended to be an amputee as a sort of prank. That totally seems like the perverse kind of joke that I’d play on someone. If I can cut off both my arms just to make you laugh, I’d do it. I’m just that good of a friend.
